CELIA'S POEMS

No 5   March 23

            I’m sitting here quite happy,

            At the response that I have had,

            If I can help to make you smile,

            It makes me really glad.

            I never thought I’d see the day,

            About toilet rolls I’d care,

            I think something must have been said,

            Of what I’m not aware.

            There’s a shortage now of toilet rolls,

            Because of the bug we’re told to fear,

            I thought we were looking for throat & chest,

            Not chronic diarrhoea.

            I can see from my last poem,

            I hit a sore point (LOL),I realise,

            The mention of Izal toilet rolls,

            Brought tears into your eyes.

            I really mean that literally,

            We’ve experienced this ourselves,

            Let’s pray they don’t find old stock,

            And put them on the shelves,

            We’re not happy with this problem

            But in a year or two,

            We’ll all have fancy toilets,

            That do the job for you.