No 5 March 23
I’m sitting here quite happy,
At the response that I have had,
If I can help to make you smile,
It makes me really glad.
I never thought I’d see the day,
About toilet rolls I’d care,
I think something must have been said,
Of what I’m not aware.
There’s a shortage now of toilet rolls,
Because of the bug we’re told to fear,
I thought we were looking for throat & chest,
Not chronic diarrhoea.
I can see from my last poem,
I hit a sore point (LOL),I realise,
The mention of Izal toilet rolls,
Brought tears into your eyes.
I really mean that literally,
We’ve experienced this ourselves,
Let’s pray they don’t find old stock,
And put them on the shelves,
We’re not happy with this problem
But in a year or two,
We’ll all have fancy toilets,
That do the job for you.