CELIA'S POEMS
No 128 July 23
Quite a lot of years ago,
With the children off our hands,
We
thought we’d buy a caravan,
We
didn’t have as many demands.
We
picked a really lovely site,
A
big caravan we did find,
Because we had many grandchildren,
We
did have them in mind.
The
site was near to Blackpool,
Didn’t take long to reach,
And
of course with the grandchildren in mind,
Quite near to the Pleasure Beach.
One
weekend one of my daughters came,
Brought her husband and three girls,
Their ages were 7, 6 & 5,
They were 3 little pearls.
My
daughter and her husband,
Went to the bingo our first night,
Guess who was left to babysit,
Of
course you are “All Right”,
I
took them to Fairhaven,
Swings and Slides and a lovely lake.
The
little one saw the ducks,
That was a big mistake.
As
she got down to look at them,
She
slipped into the water,
Her
sister jumped in after her,
The
middle one screamed, because I’d brought her.
I
took my top off to throw a line,
I’m stood there in my bra,
When a man and lady came to help,
They didn’t live too far.
The
lady slipped into the water,
And
pushed the children out,
She
said the edge was full of slime,
And
dangerous, without a doubt.
She
said will you please pull me out,
I’m
stuck in here for sure,
We’re pulling people out each week,
They’ll have to find a cure.
When my daughter and husband returned,
Not
having won any money,
They looked at 2 sopping kids,
And
knew it wasn’t funny.
They asked me where I’d taken them,
I
said a new place I had found,
The
only trouble there had been,
Two
of them nearly drowned.
You
get your children off your hands,
Then grandchildren arrive,
Then of course great grandchildren came along,
Their love makes us survive.