No 136  July 31


            Well, we’re still together,

            I suppose you had a laugh,

            I really shouldn’t be doing this,

            Upsetting my only staff.


            He had to think about it,

            Before he let me put it on,

            He said, I suppose you realise,

            My good name has now gone.


            Remember we were on holiday,

            And my daughter was to blame,

            He was doing her a favour,

            Now he’s lost his good name.


            He really is the same Geoff,

            The one that we love so,

            This pandemic’s got lots to answer for,

            We’ve told things you shouldn’t know.


            So when we finally get together,

            Don’t look at us and say,

            We know so much about you now,

            You told us every day.