No 27 April 13
I feel like Iíve been out today,
On a shopping spree,
Iíve been to sort my wardrobes out,
The things that I did see,
I didnít really want to go,
But now I am quite glad,
I found things hidden in there,
I didnít know I had,
If I really told the truth,
I wasnít always sure,
If the thing that I was holding,
Iíd ever seen before.
Iíve lots of different sizes,
Ďcause my weight I canít keep steady,
The bedroom looks like a jumble sale,
When I am getting ready.
At one time they all fitted me,
And thatís what makes me mad,
I suppose it doesnít help the cause,
The stew and dumplings I just had.
Some did actually fit me,
Now I am ďfit to dropĒ,
So when they let us out of here,
Thereís some bags for the charity shop.