CELIA'S POEMS
No 55 May 11
I
know that you all like a laugh,
To
help you get along,
Well this is just a memory,
From when my kids were young.
One
of my daughters went into hairdressing,
This suited me just fine,
I
said I would be happy,
If
she practised it on mine.
At
that time boys were having perms,
My
son thought he’d have a change,
His
sister said she’d do it,
But
she thought he was deranged.
When she’d got half the rollers in,
He
was having quite a fit,
He
said “I won’t be paying you”
She
said “ Right, I won’t finish it.
So
there he was half way through,
He
needed her just now,
So
he got his money out,
Brother & sister had a row.
When the perm was finished,
He
looked a “proper sight”,
He
went into his bedroom,
And
never came out again that night.
Next morning he’d to go to work,
He
said “I look a freak”,
We
could not stop laughing,
He
kept his hood up for three week.